Evidence Proves Joe the Plumber is a McCain Plant

A day after Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher was thrust onto the national scene by John McCain, we've found out several damming things about Joe the Plumber and his connection to the McCain campaign.

First, reports claim Joe's employer doesn't make $250,000 or more in profits per year, meaning the question's Joe pursued with Obama were meaningless to Joe's situation. Joe's purchase wouldn't be affected by any increase in taxes for the top 5% of earners under Obama. In fact, Joe would benefit from Obama's tax cut. On top of that, Joe told the press today he has no plan on how he could purchase his employer's business.

Then we found out Joe hasn't been paying all of his taxes anyway. He has an outstanding tax lien from January 2007 for unpaid income taxes.

Then we found out Joe doesn't even have a plumbing license, which could get him into hot water with Toledo authorities.

But the news didn't stop there.

Joe's father is Robert Wurzelbacher, who is the son-in-law of McCain friend and convicted felon Charles Keating, the thief behind the Keating Five Scandal that McCain was a key player in. Keating and McCain were such good friends that Keating flew McCain 9 times on his private jet, including 3 trips to Keating's private Bahamas resort for family vacations. Keating is the same crook whom Cindy McCain invested with to turn a questionable $359,100 investment into $15,000,000 one year before McCain tried to protect Keating from a federal investigation.

And even more damning, a report that could prove Joe the Plumber was a McCain plant all along (as if the Keating Five connection isn't enough), a person with the same unique last name, Wurzelbacher, lives in Wasilla, Alaska and participates in competitive dog sled racing.

Obama spent two days going house to house on Joe's street in Toledo, Ohio. That gave the McCain camp time to scramble and figure out whom they could find to pose a question they hoped would make Obama look bad on the second day. They had the dumb luck coincidence of finding a person McCain was indirectly connected to happened to live on that street.

It all adds up to a lame, last ditch attempt by John McCain to gain some momentum. Instead, it appears all McCain has done was add to his reputation as a corrupt, lying, racist, hate mongering Republican.