If You Can't Pee in Naperville, Where Can You Pee?

Naperville, the city that fancies itself as the Beverly Hills of the Midwest, also voted the most obnoxious, stuck up town in the world, has decided to crack down on public urination.

The Chicago Tribune breaks the sad news:

"Responding to Naperville business owners who complained of the odor of urine in downtown alleys, police cited 14 people last weekend with public urination, authorities said.

Naperville Police Cmdr. Dave Hoffman said the urine smell often becomes more noticeable when there is high attendance at downtown bars. (Admit it, you thought it was the stuck up school kids)

"And with Spring coming there's more activity down there and so [police] wanted to get ahead of it," he said. "Hopefully this will solve the problem."

I'm surprised that people in downtown Naperville, home of the Riverwalk, the hideous Millenium Carillon Bell Tower, and many ridiculously overpriced stores, can actually smell the urine since their noses are stuck so far up their asses.