Thursday, May 7, 2009

Random Patterns: Thursday

Manny Ramirez is busted for cheating and gets a 50 game suspension from MLB. Not strong enough punishment in my book. MLB needs to at least adopt the Olympic drug policy - a 2 year ban on the first offense, lifetime ban on the second. And I've campaigned for years that any first offense should also include a lifetime ban from the Hall of Fame. That second part might serve as a strong enough deterrent for ego-inflated goons like Manny Ramirez, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, and Rafeal Palmeiro. My preference would be a lifetime ban for the first failed drug test for performance enhancing drugs....And if Dodgers fans boo Manny upon his return they will be hypocrites. L.A. is the land of botox, plastic surgery, and airbrushed movie stars. Have they already forgotten Sylvester Stallone was busted with 48 vials of this junk? Dodgers fans got what they deserved, a player as phony as the fans.

Britney Spears latest tour just wrapped up, the one where she charged people $150 and up to watch her lip sync. They need to pass a law to stop letting these lip syncers claim they are giving a concert. We need a better word to describe the phoniness. Mockcert?

Here in Chicago a Catholic Priest raised an American flag upside down over his church as a signal of distress. It's created an uproar by idiots who think it's an insult to them, or veterans, or their dead family members, etc. Most of those idiots watch Fox news. Father Pfleger is trying to call attention to violence against American children, much of it is gang-related, most of it involves illegal guns. 35 children have died violent deaths in recent months. As Pfleger said this afternoon on WGN radio, "We've given all this attention to Swine Flu but only 1 American (possibly) died from it, and 35 of our children have died without any attention." Pfleger wants assault weapons banned and says America is the number one exporter of guns in the world. He also said the President of Mexico has asked the U.S. to stop exporting assault weapons, which are winding up in the arms of drug cartels in Mexico. The only people who want assault weapons produced are the gun makers, the criminals, brainwashed NRA members who think taking assault weapons off the streets means we're taking away all guns, and corrupt politicians who are eager to take donations from all of the above...And that upside down U.S. flag? It was cut down by vandals this morning. Pfleger says he is replacing it later today.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Obama Takes Biden Out For a Burger

Cool news in the USA Today, Barack Obama took VP Joe Biden out for lunch at a local independent burger stand.

"As the stunned lunch crowd looked on and took pictures with their cellphones, Obama and Biden waited their turn in line. The guy ahead of them offered to let them cut. Obama declined.

While they waited, Obama offered to buy burgers for all the members of the press pool — the reporters, photographers and other journalists who travel with him wherever he goes. All but five of the dozen or so there declined.

"You guys are cheap dates," Obama said. "I can't believe I couldn't get more of you to order a burger.""

What kind of burgers do the dynamic duo like?

"For himself, Obama ordered a basic cheeseburger, according to Ray's owner, Michael Landrum. He asked for "spicy mustard if you have it."

Biden also seems to like his burgers hot. He ordered his with Swiss cheese and jalapeƱo peppers."

And our top executives didn't take an executive-length lunch break. The entire trip took only 45 minutes. AIG and the other bonus baby's could learn something.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

FREE 2 Piece KFC Grilled Chicken Meal

KFC is giving away free grilled chicken meals, the catch is you must print out the coupon here before 9:59pm CDT on Wednesday. Coupon is good through May 19th, not including Mother's Day.

Enjoy!